"I am giving my boyfriend his rules and if he does anything bad
I am breaking up w/ him ...also if he drinks alcohol or if he kills
a person I will also break up w/ him. I won't be his girlfriend.
He only gets one chance... Does anything... Breaking up w/ him."
I said, "I didn't know you had a boyfriend."
She said, "I don't, but those are the rules."
Bella, age 4